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The VPN that
thinks about ads

Quicksand combines Mullvad-grade privacy with ML-powered ad blocking that works even on sites that detect traditional blockers. No logs. No identity. No compromise.

Not another VPN

Every VPN claims "privacy." We built something competitors can't replicate.

ML Ad Classification

Neural network scores every request with P(ad) probability. Sub-2ms inference. Three-tier lookup: Xor8 filter, LRU cache, then ONNX MLP. Not a static blocklist.

Quicksand Delay

Instead of blocking ads (detectable), we hold grey-zone requests for 5-8 seconds. The RTB auction expires. The ad slot renders empty. Anti-adblock walls see nothing wrong.

DAG Cascade Optimizer

Builds a resource dependency graph per page load. Block one ad framework loader and automatically cascade-block its 10+ dependent children. LP-optimized decisions.

Zero-Knowledge Design

Ghost tier stores only: account number + expiry + WireGuard public key. No email. No name. No browsing history. If police raid our servers, they find nothing.

Lambda Slider

Tune ad blocking aggressiveness in real time. Conservative mode blocks only obvious ads. Aggressive mode blocks everything with P(ad) > 0.1. You choose the trade-off.

Privacy-Tiered Pricing

Ghost ($10/mo, crypto only, zero identity), Standard ($7/mo, email + card), Annual ($60/yr, best value). Choose your anonymity level.

How we compare

Features no competitor offers are marked with a star.

FeatureQuicksandMullvadNordVPNProtonVPNAdGuard
Anonymous accountsYesYes------
Crypto payments (BTC/XMR)YesYesBTCBTC--
ML ad classification *Yes--------
Quicksand delay *Yes--------
DAG cascade blocking *Yes--------
User-tunable aggressiveness *Yes--------
Privacy-tiered pricing *Yes--------
Kill switchYesYesYesYes--
Multi-hopYesYes--Yes--
No-logs policyYesYesYesYes--

Simple, transparent pricing

All tiers get the same features. The only difference is how much we know about you.

Ghost
$10 /month
  • Zero identity -- account number only
  • Crypto payments (BTC, XMR, Lightning)
  • All regions, all features
  • ML ad blocking + lambda slider
  • ! No recovery if account ID is lost
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Standard
$7 /month
  • Email + password account
  • Card or crypto payments
  • All regions, all features
  • ML ad blocking + lambda slider
  • Password recovery via email
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Annual
$60 /year Save 29%
  • Email + password account
  • Card payments (Stripe)
  • All regions, all features
  • ML ad blocking + lambda slider
  • Priority support
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The Mullvad standard

In April 2023, Swedish police raided Mullvad's office with a search warrant. They found nothing to seize. Our architecture is designed to survive the same scenario.

What we store

  • Account ID (random)
  • Expiry date
  • WireGuard public key
  • Email (Standard/Annual only)

What we NEVER store

  • Traffic or DNS logs
  • Connection timestamps
  • Source IP addresses
  • Browsing history

Transparency

  • Warrant canary (updated monthly)
  • Quarterly transparency reports
  • Third-party audit (planned)
  • No venture capital, no data mining